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blasphe_miss's Journal

Created on 2002-04-19 02:04:14 (#533348), last updated 2009-06-15

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Name:Chelsea
Birthdate:1982-03-31
Location:Ventura, California, United States
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The sun shines out of my behind. I like to save money by drinking strangers' cocktails when the leave to use the restroom or dance. Sometimes I think about stealing silly items like magazines or socks. But I never do. When people snore I think about smothering them to death. But I never do. I know about three dance moves total, and I do them well. One of them I stole from Peewee Herman. I love to have a nice glass of diet coke after a long hard day of answering emails and practicing poses in the mirror. I have reaccuring dreams about alligators and killer whales. I am in love with the scent of Pirates of the Carribean. It smells musty. I think cats understand me, I mean really get me. I think the best way to meditate and clear your mind of everything is to clean your ears with Q-tips. I leave the water running when I do the dishes. I will never take a short shower. Ever. Do you want to marry me yet?
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